Arse Race - - - Okay, here's an odd game for you to try - an online horse race simulation game in which instead of horses, you race cartoon "arses", what will someone think of next?! View the Arses at the paddock, look at the odds, then place your bet. The game consists of five five-arse races, you start with 500 "Royal Groats" with which to bet. While the race is on you can choose to "whip" your Arse to go faster or feed "beans" to replenish your Arse's energy. But be careful - you only get a limited number of Whips and Beans for the whole race day. Okay, give it a go - you might just come out a winner with Fancy Pants, Farting Maid, Cheeky Boy, Foxy Brown, Trouser Cough, or one of the other Arses.